Septima Malbec 2016

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This is going to be interesting.

An inexpensive wine from the
Paola store.

I wanted to try SOMETHING besides
PN, so I chose this one. The
main selection criteria was the
ALC level of 13%.

I’m hoping this will be a
LIGHT one.

I’m having “anti-braised broccoli
and garlic” for lunch.
Fresh and homegrown.
The broccoli is “up simmering”
now as I take my first sips.

I don’t have good “reference
points” for Malbec, so I don’t
KNOW what to expect.

The nose has a “softness” to it.

What is that? I DON’T KNOW.

Can you smell LACTIC ACID?

And surprisingly, the first
member of the flavor entourage
through the door is ACIDITY.

Ahhhhhh, welcome. Have a seat
and let me feast my eyes on you.

My have you grown!

Grown WHAT?

I’m not minding this at all.

The wine IS LIGHT, with a bit
of the ML milkiness, and plenty
of flavor.

The tannins haven’t crossed the
threshold yet.

I just put the Vivino app on the
mobile phone so I can look stuff
up when I’m in the store and don’t
have a “wine consultant” handy.

I tested it on this bottle.

One reviewer mentioned tobacco.

Maybe. Like fresh leaves starting
to cure. But still green.

The broccoli is “down simmering”
so we’ll see how this wine paring
from hell tastes in a few minutes.

Hmmm.

Other that the fact that I got
it A LITTLE SALTY, this was
REALLY GOOD.

And the wine is a great salt
dilution solution.

As my mind starts to wander,
I imagine Argentinian “peasants”
enjoying this “feast” as they
take a mid morning break from
their agrarian chores.

HEY! I want to be a peasant.

Shopping list (for the upstart)

Broccoli seeds
Garlic bulb
Dead chicken, boiled into
submission
Cheap Malbec

How simple is that?

But what about the wine?

How good IS it?

Good enough. In fact it
brings a tear to my
eye…

Didn’t know Roy was a Malbec
lover?

What did YOU think this song
was about?

Where were you when you
decided that SOME Malbec
was worth drinking?

Well, I was…

At the time, even SHE didn’t
know she was singing about
the Andean foothills.

And as it turns out, she would
have been better off
becoming a peasant.

Tell me again, how wide is
THIS reservation?

Hang in there.

Joel Gott Santa Barbara Pinot Nior 2015

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I have two of these in the cooler
because this one is on my FAVs list.

Let’s see how it goes today.

I’m trying to kill time before
“lunch” starts.

I’ll use the good PN glass today
so I will take a few moments to
CLEAN THE GLASS.

I’m going to have (canned) corned
beef and swiss cheese sandwiches,
so that will take a few minutes
to “prepare”.

I should make it to 11:00am today.

OK, let there be lunch.

The “aroma” (of the wine) is a
“heavier” perfume than I expected.

Wait, let’s take a giant step
backwards and contemplate
this wine’s “source”.

It’s Santa Barbara county,
the home of California’s
“magic triangle” of PN.

https://www.sbcountywines.com/winegrowing-areas.html

The “Santa Barbara” label tells
us that the grapes are sourced
from any or all of these wonderful
places.
(And some other places as we will see.)

Is that BAD???

Here’s a link to the Fess Parker
site which indicates how a producer
in one AVA (Santa Ynez) sources
grapes from another (Santa Rita).

https://www.fessparker.com/Winery/Our-Story

Did I get that right?

The AVAs are a bunch of close
knit siblings of a productive,
voluptuous mother.

Let them sing together and
teach us a thing or two…

And back to the wine…

I suppose that the wine
“exhibits some oak” but it
is subtle and alluring.

Without having a clue,
I guess six months in older,
charred French oak.

http://gottwines.com/2015-joel-gott-santa-barbara-pinot-noir/

At least I got the French
part right and half the
barrels were “older”.

If you watch the video,
you will see where some of
the grapes come from an
inland/warmer area and
“contribute” to the
richer/fuller/darker
nature of the wine.

That manifests as “pruney”
on my tongue.

Pruney may have a negative
connotation but that is
not the intent here.

The intent is to contrast
the flavor of a fresh plum
with a dried one.

I don’t know that saying
“dried cherry” brings the
same idea to mind.

PN can get pruney.

If they get “too pruney”
then I have a hard time
enjoying the wine.

To avoid pruney, I look
for growing areas that
have lower amounts of
sunshine and/or colder temps.

Don’t let those PN grapes
grow TOO well or get TOO ripe,
or you’ll get prune juice.

This wine is just fine.

Instead of dancing cherries,
we have mellow cherries
laying on the beach,
tanning under a late spring sun.

That’s hard for ME to resist.

Another plus for this wine is the tannins.

(The baggage of oak is tannins
and each can/should be detected
and evaluated separately.)

The producer calls the tannins
soft and velvety.

Whatever.

Tannins are like metal files.
Some are raspy and some are
fine toothed, but I would never
call a metal file soft and velvety
unless I had been an
ex-marketing director for Mel Torme.

Sooooo…

The tannins are fine enough
to allow you to enjoy the wine
SLOWLY without causing more than
short term damage to you tongue,
vocal chords, and esophagus.

OOPS. Where’s my marketing director?

He’s laid out on the beach with an empty
bottle of JG SB PN marked “1/12”.

Quick, somebody grab the key
to his wine locker.

Day Two…

This is another one that
seems a bit more jammy/syrupy
on the second day.

The second best thing about drinking
a bottle of wine over two days
is that on the second day you have
“proper expectations” and can enjoy
it EVEN MORE than you did on the first
day.

This wine stays on my FAVs list,
primarily because it increases the
range of lushness that I enjoy in
a PN to the MORE side.

I like to be caressed by a PN,
not bludgeoned to death.

Desensitization is the approach
I’m taking to “a fuller enjoyment
of wine”, but at this point it
doesn’t take much to send me
scurrying back to rosé.

I can hold my ground with this one
and gird up my loins for something
even MORE challenging.

If you are keeping score,
you will note that there are
no words beginning with “acid”
herein. Yet.

Oops.

I have this “vague idea” that
acidity is THE THING that allows
me to enjoy PN above all other
RED wines.

This wine HAS PLENTY. Not offending,
not excessive, just lots of it and
that keeps the “lushness” at bay.

I’m so cloud-enveloped at this point
that only Rammy can help.

Sound familiar?

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen
Kann man uns am Himmel sehen

I’m not done yet…

A stroll into the weeds reveals
that this wine has a bit of
“greenness” to it which COULD BE
described as “leafy”.

Not surprising if those “inland”
grapes have anything to say about it.

It took me a long time to pick this
up so it is both “not noticeable”
and “not distracting” depending upon
your “sensitivity”.

The last few sips were fun because
they held the greatest concentration
of “flavor” that the oak had to offer.

Something worth crooning about.

Hang in there.

Ménage à Trois California Rosé 2016

Ménage à Trois California Rosé 2016.jpg

This is another one from the
Paola store.

We check the residual sugar
on the rosés in an attempt to
assure that I get dry ones.

This one had a RS level that
indicated that it might taste
a wee bit sweet.

I was willing to try it just
because of the eclectic blend.

http://www.menageatroiswines.com/california-ros%C3%A9

IT IS a wee bit sweet, but not
so sweet that I won’t enjoy
this wine to its logical conclusion.

I’ll go with tropical fruit
while the Gewürztraminer gives
the wine enough acidity to keep
it fresh(ish) as opposed to
cloyingly sweet.

Let’s see how this goes with quiche.

This has to be the easiest way
to drink Merlot and Syrah.

You know this is a “classy” wine
because it is listed on Target’s
web site.

Still, MOST wines have SOMETHING
to offer the brain-dead wine consumer.

I’m imagining a galvanized tub filled
with crushed ice that has two cases
of these bottles poking their necks out.

OK, so due to the “deprived” nature
of the human population I can only
find pics of mostly BEER in a
galvanized tub.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Personalized-Galvanized-Beverage-Tub/2693263

I think I spot a rosé hiding in there.

This stuff would disappear on a warm
summer day.

Any “light” food would do.

I’m going to try Brussels sprouts now.

OK, the sprouts are “down sauteing”;
it won’t be long.

I’m doin’ the “Cast Iron Genuflect”
as I wait.

HE LIKES IT!!!

And the wine is still hanging in there.

Slurpy good.

Day Two…

I’m looking forward to a few more
sips of this one.

Leading off is mild cheddar with
oven fries on deck.

I think I have some shredded hard
Italian cheese to put on the fries.

The Gewürztraminer stands out or at
least I can “detect” it.

This would be a good “training wine”
for G.

And I’m always game for a Somerset
Ridge Traminette.

(OK, I’m lost. I can find find a
good description of a farm-to-market
road on the Texas DOT site, but I
can’t find a description of Traminette
on the Somerset Ridge site.)

((Texas, being quite coy, doesn’t
specify that their FtM roads are paved
with Traminette seeds and the Kansas
wine growers get a cut of the “road use
taxes”.))

D: Let’s put a descriptive article
about our Traminette on the web site.
C: We can’t.
D: Huh?
C: Our contract with TxDOT precludes it.
D: Why?
C: They already have enough roads and
it’s a perpetual contract. They are
thinking about building financial
institutions with the excess seeds.

And while we’re daydreaming about the
German wines, it occurs to me that
MAYBE I should relax my “dry only”
standard and dip into the Spätlese bin
to see if I can come up with one that
has “just the right amount” of sweetness
for me.

Now I’m imagining a “stay inebriated”
string trimmer’s vest or backpack
for the blisteringly hot days to come…

Features:

6 x 750ml bottle pockets.
Two at the rib cage, four on the back.
Triple insulated for dry ice or
liquid nitrogen use.
Secure cork screw pocket.
User selectable list of target vegetation.
Non-target vegetation destruction
alarm system that is armed after
30% fluid depletion.

There are no weeds in this wine.

Only that “tropical fruit” that
the producer blatantly alludes
to (oxymoronically?).

Wines this easy drinking and delicious
are plentifully rare.

The taters are gone and were followed
with the last tiny sip of wine.

The wine-enjoyment/
food-preparation-complexity
ratio is off the charts today.

If you are new to the program,
that is the dual objective.
Enjoy wine to the fullest and
waste as little time as possible
“conjuring” food.
(Upwardly, if necessary.)

Some food, apparently, simply GROWS.

Let’s take advantage of that
and focus our energy on the
numerator.

I get worn our after a good
uncorking ceremony.

And since the horse appears to be
still gasping for breath, let me
point out that the numerator “noun”
is enjoyment, not quality; and the
demoninator noun is complexity,
not enjoyability.

The food HAS TO BE enjoyable,
and the wine MAY OR NOT BE complex.
Got it?

It’s time to go whack a few weeds.

Unadorned by containers of libation.

Unfortunately.

Hang in there.